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    <description> Phil Harris works as a software engineer in Lincoln, Nebraska. He has been working in the computer industry for more than twenty-three years; designing software for medical offices and electronic document and report management systems. 

 

A wide range of other work experience provides insight into many corners. He has been a radio disk jockey, uniformed security officer, loss prevention specialist, bank teller, car salesman, carpenter, and a retail computer storeowner. He also built and operated a recording studio for several years, producing vinyl record albums for local artists. 

 

Phil and Mary, his wife of twenty-six years, have shared the joy of raising three boys and the grief of losing an infant daughter. These life and work experiences have given Phil a common sense view of the world. He shares this wisdom through his website called Citizen Phil, where he offers commentary about politics and politicians, liberals and liberalism, as well as society and social values. Occasionally, he will write about his Christian faith or just some off-the-wall story from his past. 

 

Phil also enjoys writing fiction. One book, "Cry for the Shadows" is available through his publishing company, CyberPersonics. Another manuscript, "Natural Consequences" is finished, and a sequel to "Cry for the Shadows" is underway called "Lucifer's Snowstorm". These two books tell engaging stories while examining pro-life themes. 

 

There is a tendency for people to seek out experts on various subjects as they hope to develop informed opinions about current events in society and government, war and peace, or any number of subjects. Often times, expert opinions are as varied as the flakes in a snowstorm. In the end, sometimes, ya just gotta know what Phil thinks. 
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      <title>Backs to the Future</title>
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The popular advice for dealing with the future has been to keep the chin up, face directly into the wind, and place one foot after the other.  To look back is folly because what is done is done and there is no good to...</description>
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      <title>Grandpa, what were churches like?</title>
      <description>"Please Grandpa," pleaded Max, "tell me some more about the old days."

 

John peered over his notepad to see the face of his curly-haired Grandson, "Okay little man," his eyes quickly scanned the room before he...</description>
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      <title>My Son, My Son. What have you done?</title>
      <description>Through the years of childhood and for some time as a young adult, when asked if I were conservative or liberal the answer was automatic and without hesitation. I replied that I was liberal. 

 

Of course, the...</description>
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      <title>Atheism - A Godless Delusion</title>
      <description>Throughout the ages, a single question hangs on the face of mankind like a hairy wart on the end of the nose. Each of us will live our lives, raise our children, and then lay down to die with this question asked, but...</description>
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      <title>Barack's Siren's Song - The Seduction of a Nation</title>
      <description>The Sirens were three seductresses living on an island that was surrounded by cliffs and rocks. Seamen who sailed too near were tricked by the Sirens' enchanting music and voices to come near for a better life. The poor...</description>
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      <title>Wall Street - Land of the Screaming Meemies</title>
      <description>Each Christmas season in America, some traditional programs are sure to appear on television. Several versions of "A Christmas Carol" can be watched. A battle is waged at the North Pole by "Frosty the Snowman" against...</description>
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      <title>America Needs a Trustworthy President - Not a Lawyer</title>
      <description>There is a paradox at work in this election. Maybe it can be chalked up to a lack of wisdom, or a disregard for wisdom amongst newly minted adults, (a.k.a.) the youth vote. When polled about who they trust (by...</description>
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      <title>Speaker of the House - A Snotty Brat</title>
      <description>Tip O'Neil hangs in history like the rest of the good ole days. His was a time that marked the end; a time when there was partisanship, but plenty of rolled up sleeves intent on accomplishing business for the good of...</description>
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      <title>Barack Obama - the Face of Congressional Arrogance</title>
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The article has been making the rounds through email inboxes, and had I not found the story myself, I was tempted to chalk it up to conspiracy theories gone wild. It is an opinion piece written by Amir Taheri at...</description>
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      <title>The Credit Industry - Death of the Pie</title>
      <description>If we examine the current state of affairs in the credit industry through the lens of common sense, it is not difficult to overcome the insane tendency to ascribe Solomonesque wisdom where it doesn't belong. The simple...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The First Ladies - A Life or Death Decision</title>
      <description>This is a stunning election season that is ablaze with drama. Regardless of what happens in November, we will either have the First Black President or the First Woman Vice President.  It is also a stunning season of...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:57:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Pundits Perplexed by People's Palin Passion</title>
      <description>She spoke directly to the hearts and minds of everyday Americans, sick of self-perpetuating, self-aggrandizing elitists. The fly-over folk have lost patience, not only with a paralyzed and inept Congress, but also those...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:44:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I Am Woman, See My Boney Head</title>
      <description>Okay now. take a deep breath, retract the sharp utensils and let the crimson veil subside. I have a few things to say and it would be best to let me live long enough to make my point.

When I heard of Senator McCain's...</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>America's Presidential Choice: Real or Veneer?</title>
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My generation has witnessed a change during our lifetime. It is has crept up on American families, like some kind of toe fungus; climbing almost imperceptibly up our collective legs over the course of many years....</description>
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      <title>The Constipation of the United States of America</title>
      <description>We all have a picture in mind of how life ought to be. Perhaps it is not so much a picture; but rather, a strong inkling of what life in America should feel like if all was well and things were running along smoothly....</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama and Cocaine: This Is Your Brain</title>
      <description>Standing near the doorway of a local skateboard shop, waiting for my son and his friend to obtain autographs from a bevy of "awesome" professional skateboarders inside, I experienced a rather surreal moment. There were...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Alternative Energy, Alternative Doomsday</title>
      <description>If you live under the false premise that doomsday will never come, some basic laws of nature (concerning energy) may be appropriate for you to note. Roughly speaking, since I am no physicist and neither are most of you,...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Hand of Man and Delusions of Grandeur</title>
      <description>Zeus and Thor are sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck near the top of Mount Olympus. Thor is flinging bolts of lightning at hapless humans, who scurry frantically in all directions, looking for cover.

Thor...</description>
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      <title>Immoral Indignation And Log-Infested Eyes</title>
      <description>Two groups will find this discussion to be unpalatable, despite the fact that they are otherwise diametrically opposed to each other. Perhaps, if this sliver of insight gets under some of the hard scabs that have...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:31:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Tony Snow the Redeemer</title>
      <description>No doubt, the written world will be filled with tributes to Tony Snow. Most will come from people who knew Tony personally as a friend or colleague, and of course, they will be most qualified to write of the man. I am...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:43:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Liberal's Agenda - Antichrist or just anti-Christ?</title>
      <description>Liberals get their shorts tied into a knot very quickly when it is suggested that their faith is somehow diminished by the ideology they keep. Unfortunately, the ideology that gives liberals delusions of harmony has...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:00:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Biting and Eating Hands That Feed You</title>
      <description>This country is going to hell in a hand basket. That is a recently expressed perspective from an elder gentleman I respect. He was talking about the price of gasoline at the time, but I am inclined to add further...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2008/06/09/biting_and_eating_hands_that_feed_you</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:26:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Delusional Democrats: The Warm Fuzzies of Infanticide</title>
      <description>To vomit, or not to vomit: That is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to dispose of one's supper, or to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous equivocation, and take arms against a sea of fellows and...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Test Candidate Words with the Sword</title>
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So much of media/pundit lip flapping over the past few election cycles has been devoted to the "Evangelical" vote. The term has been loosely defined at best, if not entirely mischaracterized or downright adulterated...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Dust in the Wind and the Fullness of Time</title>
      <description>It is a relentless quest, under no man's control. Every tick of the clock marks a step forward on the roadway that mankind knows as time. In the grand scheme of eternity, this human experience is but a piece of thread,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/12/30/dust_in_the_wind_and_the_fullness_of_time</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:00:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Alan Keyes or McHuckaDuncaRomThomPauliani for President</title>
      <description>If the Republican primaries were a game of musical chairs, it would seem that there are six seats and seven players ready for the game to begin. Ambassador Alan Keyes would make it an even field of eight vying for seven...</description>
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      <title>Election 2008 - Who is your boogeyman?</title>
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The boogeyman is coming, and he is going to get someone next year, no doubt about it. Yes sir, the boogeyman is going to decide this upcoming presidential election and nothing can stop him. The only question left to...</description>
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      <title>Jesus Christ</title>
      <description>My next statement is one-hundred percent correct. Not one person who saw my headline thought to himself or herself, "Jesus Christ. who is that?" Perhaps some of you thought I was swearing. Others, no doubt, are offended...</description>
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      <title>Abortion and the U.S. Constitution</title>
      <description>I am thankful for my constitutional scholar hat, which I am wearing at this very moment. It is a magic hat, of course, because I am not a constitutional scholar. To make it work, I sprinkle a bit of common sense powder...</description>
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      <title>Memo to Fred - Infanticide is Not a State's Right</title>
      <description>For some, it is a feeling in the gut, while others call it common sense. Give it whatever name you wish, but it is that God given inner voice that whispers advice whether we want it or not. The louder the little voice...</description>
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      <title>Veteran's Day After</title>
      <description>It is wonderful that we have a special day to commemorate our Veterans. It is fantastic to honor those who have passed on and those who are still with us. In fact, it may be better to have a Veteran's day every month,...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:52:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Liberal Conscience</title>
      <description>What exactly is a Liberal anyway? He is the bleeding heart; the champion for the underdog, who is ever concerned about "the man" having too much authority over individuals. That definition must then contrast with the...</description>
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      <title>Abortion and Robot Meat</title>
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Each of us wears a costume, so to speak, which we alter throughout life. It is what helps us cope with those around us in a civilized intelligent manner. It sets us apart and binds us together at the same time....</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:33:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Castration by Proxy - A Congressional Affliction</title>
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Body Integrity Identity Disorder is an extremely odd state of mind, in which individuals desire to have one or more limbs amputated for no medical reason. Another less scientific label used to describe these people....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/10/27/castration_by_proxy_-_a_congressional_affliction</link>
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      <title>Ron Paul's Prescription for Disaster?</title>
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There is a growing attitude about war and the defense of our nation, stoked by men such as Ron Paul, which proclaims that we have no business doing what we are doing. The claim is that our Constitution and the...</description>
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      <title>2008 - A Year to Focus on Testicles</title>
      <description>A group composed of a few friends and family members embarked on a bizarre adventure the other day. It was one of those moments in time, when one's life teeters precariously on a fence. One side represents the expected...</description>
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      <title>Boiling Frogs</title>
      <description> To tell you the truth, never once have I been tempted to boil a frog for any reason, but it would not surprise me if thousands delight in the practice. You know. those folks who like to bury cats up to the neck and then</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Church of Secular Purity - More Religious than the Religious</title>
      <description> Freedom from religion is a delusional fantasy shared by atheists, liberals, and the varied collection of First Amendment interpreters, who see in it a prescription for religious sterility. Membership in one of these cam</description>
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      <title>Cut the Cheese and Blame the Other Guy - The Stench of Washington Politics</title>
      <description> Pompous political windbags have a distinct odor, speaking of which, reminds me of a story that you have likely heard from Uncle Dan or Grandpa Gus. There are families that avoid bathroom humor at all costs; however, if </description>
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      <title>The Vast Left-Wing Culture of Death</title>
      <description>Christians are often confronted with a question that is hard to answer. It is a difficult question, not because it challenges our faith in Jesus Christ; that he sealed a new Covenant with God by taking on the sins of...</description>
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      <title>Democrats in Charge, Like Shooters - Just a Different Weapon</title>
      <description> The analogy in my title may strike some as insensitive and/or offensive. Such a reaction is understandable; nevertheless, it describes Washington from my perspective with morbid precision. Some might compare my supposit</description>
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      <description> Surely, you have received at least one forwarded email, which is a tribute to "The Americans." The text is a heart-pumping, pride-swelling rebuke to the world, which has been overly critical of America, and was purporte</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/04/27/the_americans,_in_review</link>
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      <description> Dear Mom,

Well, it's been almost four weeks. Crazy how time flies, isn't it? You still don't know I'm in here yet. The angel told me you'd find out pretty soon, because you'll be missing something. She said that whil</description>
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      <description>I am writing this prior to having any clue about the perpetrator, or his motives in the Virginia Tech shooting horror, but for some odd reason I feel compelled to say something. Can we adequately express our condolences...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/04/16/monsters_in_america</link>
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      <title>Bare-Bottomed Democrats on Display</title>
      <description>Never have I witnessed a more short-sighted bunch of spoiled brats in positions of leadership, or aspiring for leadership, than we have in the Democrats today. We have the first female Speaker of the House of...</description>
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      <title>Old Men (Are) Dreaming Dreams</title>
      <description>Do you have a sense that the "other shoe" is about to drop; a sense of impending change; a quickening? The mind can play funny games, no doubt, but I have to admit that something in life seems different, somehow.
If...</description>
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      <title>America Victorious in Korea, Vietnam, and Iraq</title>
      <description>It might take a thousand Bookmobiles to transport all of the tomes that have been written on the subject of these military conflicts. Many, if not most, conclude in one way or another, that we entered those wars for...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/04/06/america_victorious_in_korea,_vietnam,_and_iraq</link>
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      <title>Senator Hagel, Portrait of Confusion</title>
      <description>I hate writing about Senator Hagel of Nebraska. This man is one-half of the State's voice in the U.S. Senate, and he cannot decide if he is a Republican or a Democrat on critical national issues. Does this mean that he...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/03/30/senator_hagel,_portrait_of_confusion</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Abortion: A case of missing perceptions</title>
      <description> Looking across the political landscape, I see a battlefield cratered and split by deep canyons.  Past generations may recall times that were as contentious as our own, but the lingering effects could never have been so </description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/03/28/abortion_a_case_of_missing_perceptions</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The United States of Buffoonery</title>
      <description>Securely, I am wedged into the living-room pilot's seat. The remote control is glued firmly to the palm of my hand. An agile thumb hovers over the buttons, ready at a moment's notice to enter familiar cable coordinates....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/03/23/the_united_states_of_buffoonery</link>
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