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    <title>Katie Kieffer's Townhall.com Column</title>
    <description>Katie Kieffer is a columnist and political commentator. She runs KatieKieffer.com. 

Katie has a background in journalism, multimedia entrepreneurship and commercial real estate. Katie is a popular public speaker for college campuses and national professional conferences. Katie is a member of the Ladies of Liberty Alliance Speakers Bureau. Katie is also a guest commentator on radio and cable TV programs. She has been featured on CNBC and the FOX Business Network. 

Katie graduated Summa Cum Laude from the University of St. Thomas. As a college freshman, she wrote an opinion column for the St. Paul Pioneer Press. During her sophomore year of college, Katie founded, edited and published a nationally recognized student newspaper called the St. Thomas Standard. 

Katie has over six years of experience in commercial real estate. She chaired a National NAIOP Young Professionals Forum of rising stars in commercial real estate and traveled across the country learning about different geographic business climates and development trends. Katie has been named one of the "Twin Cities 25 Finest Young Professionals."

Katie is LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design) accredited. She is authorized to counsel businesses on achieving greater profitability through energy.

Katie's writing and commentary inspires professionals to think innovatively, whether they work within a large corporation or are interested in starting their own entrepreneurial ventures.</description>
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      <title>Guns, God and Family: Hitting Pop Culture</title>
      <description>American comedians are making a pile of cash with clean humor centered on guns, God and family. 

As scandals from Benghazigate to the IRS-targeting of conservative groups shake our country, I think it's important for...</description>
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      <title>Journalists Must Be Bulldogs</title>
      <description>What happened to the bulldogs in the media? When it came to covering the Benghazi terrorist attack, the media sounded like a pack of Chihuahuas. The media is the last guardian of free speech in America. If the media...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/05/13/journalists-must-be-bulldogs-n1592710</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Get the Facts and Save Lives With Guns</title>
      <description>Teach gun safety in classrooms and leave sex education to parents. Plan B won't save young people from incurable STDs, but guns will protect women and children from being raped or murdered. The more young people know...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>BENGHAZIGATE: Obama's Secret Gun-Running Program</title>
      <description>Liberals don't want honest Americans like you to have guns. Liberals just want to arm foreign rebels in crapshoot attempts to "end global violence." But liberals feign ignorance when the rebels they arm end up being...</description>
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      <title>Obama Uses Child 'Props' for Gun Control Propaganda</title>
      <description>President Obama would make a terrible stand-up comedian. He would need a teleprompter to deliver his jokes. And he would need a traveling caravan of smiling children to serve as live props.
 
Sen. Rand Paul was right...</description>
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      <title>Blow Off Pampered Greenies, Build Keystone XL</title>
      <description>Recycling is fine. Conservation is fine. But sometimes greenies cross the line. They expect you and me to go jobless and hungry so they can save a porcupine.

President Obama has been pampering his radical greenie...</description>
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      <title>4 Reasons Jason Lewis Can Beat Al Franken</title>
      <description>Look out Sen. Al Franken; talk radio host Jason Lewis will soon replace you in the U.S. Senate.

Conservative-libertarian talk radio host Jason Lewis is seriously entertaining a run against Minnesota Sen. Al Franken...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/04/08/4-reasons-jason-lewis-can-beat-al-franken-n1559441</link>
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      <title>Young Hacktivists Worse Than DOJ Drone Killers?</title>
      <description>Pause and reflect on this hypocrisy: The Department of Justice prosecutes young hackers who use computers to promote free speech while highly educated adults within the DOJ threaten to use lethal drone force against...</description>
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      <title>Why Women's Issues Are Men's Issues Too</title>
      <description>President Obama and Sandra Fluke both callthemselves lawyers and "reproductive rights activists" without giving you any indication that they understand the Constitution or basic biology.

I'm not a lawyer, but I...</description>
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      <title>Three Brilliant Black Leaders Tuning Out Obama</title>
      <description>Three brilliant black leaders are tuning out Obama and the black community needs to tune into these leaders.

I'm surfing between the major news networks on a recent evening and I catch FOX News Channel's Sean Hannity...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Ask Siri About CPAC 2013</title>
      <description>Ask Siri: "What is CPAC 2013? There is an app in the iTunes store called CPAC 2013. You must know something about this event!" 

Siri is a smart woman. She responds:

"CPAC 2013 is the largest annual gathering of...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Scaring the Ghost of El Chapo</title>
      <description>El Chapo haunts the streets of Chicago. His ghost hoards cash in Los Angeles stash houses. His shadow darkens underground tunnels between Mexico and the U.S. His spirit drives his clan to bloodshed. The world's...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/02/25/scaring-the-ghost-of-el-chapo-n1518446</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Starring in Drone Dynasty</title>
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	You are a reality star. You might think no one sees you in your fenced-in backyard grilling hamburgers in your boxer shorts. But government drones equipped with HD cameras are filming a new reality show starring you:...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/02/18/starring-in-drone-dynasty-n1513694</link>
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      <title>Droning Out Freedom (CliffsNotes On DOJ White Paper)</title>
      <description>Can you hear the humming of a lawnmower in the sky? It is a government drone. Your mission is to prevent this unmanned aircraft from droning out your freedom.

Last week, NBC News turned the White House upside-down by...</description>
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      <title>How Gays and Women Get In Their Own Way</title>
      <description>Gays can be leaders. Women can be leaders. Without realizing it, I think gays and women inadvertently work against their own objective of equality when they force private organizations to support gay and female...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/02/04/how-gays-and-women-get-in-their-own-way-n1503301</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Why Homeschooling is Becoming Hipster</title>
      <description>Who knew? My parents are cool. Homeschooling is becoming hipster. Celebrity parents like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proudly discuss their homeschooling lifestyle. But pioneers like my parents set the trend of...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2013/01/28/why-homeschooling-is-becoming-hipster-n1498009</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Abortion Strips A Woman's Free Choice</title>
      <description>The way to end abortion is to show women that abortion strips them of freedom. Abortion does not preserve choice; abortion pollutes choice.

Not All Free Choices Are Beneficial

Killing in the name of freedom does...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Guns and Love</title>
      <description>Guns, guns, guns. Love, love, love. America needs guns and love. 

As humans, we have an inherent right to life. Our right to life (or self-defense) is a natural right and does not come from any document, even the...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Five Good Men </title>
      <description>There are a few good men. And by "a few," I mean five. 

Certainly there are far more than five good men in America. But in the U.S. Senate, there are just five moral Republicans. 

Who am I referring to? Let me...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>12 Liberal Pledges for the New Year</title>
      <description>Here are twelve comical but true resolutions that every liberal should make for 2013:

1.) Resolve to spend time with gun-owners. I have a liberal friend who says she would rather be in the same room as a cobra snake...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/12/31/12-liberal-pledges-for-the-new-year-n1475480</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Wishing You Capitalism on Earth</title>
      <description>We wish each other "peace on earth." Wishing is not enough. We must act on this wish by promoting capitalism on earth. 

Too many people (including some religious leaders) are promoting the idea that re-distribution...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/12/17/wishing-you-capitalism-on-earth-n1467322</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>True Drone Lies</title>
      <description>Superheroes often live double lives. But so do super-villains. For four years, the Obama administration has been living a double-life regarding drones. 

Publicly, the president and his leadership tell us they are...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/12/10/true_drone_lies</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Push the Fed Over the Cliff</title>
      <description>Stop worrying about the 'fiscal cliff.' Spending cuts would feel therapeutic after watching Standard &amp; Poor's and Egan-Jones downgrade our credit rating and seeing President Obama add $6 trillion to the national debt....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/12/03/push_the_fed_over_the_cliff</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Counting Your Blessings, Backwards</title>
      <description>Ten, nine, eight. what do you appreciate? When life seems crazy or hopeless, count your blessings backwards-that is, find something to be thankful for in the midst of darkness. It is reverse psychology for adults....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/11/19/counting_your_blessings_backwards</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>How Republicans Can Find Themselves</title>
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Soul-searching is not in the GOP's blood. Many Republicans see themselves as stoic, rugged and hardworking individuals. But after twice losing the White House to an ex-community organizer and failing to mobilize the...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Cleaning Obama's Bloodstains</title>
      <description>Blood is staining the globe. Not the blood of terrorists (enemies of America), but the blood of innocent Americans. We cannot resuscitate our loved ones. We can only attempt to clean President Obama's bloodstains by...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/11/05/cleaning_obamas_bloodstains</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Napolitano's Little Monsters</title>
      <description>Pop star Lady Gaga and U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano both attract 'little monsters.' But whereas Lady Gaga attracts innocuous albeit freakishly dressed teenagers, Lady Napolitano literally...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/10/29/lady_napolitanos_little_monsters</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Eliminate the TSA</title>
      <description>I'm reading the Constitution and I do not see a "Grope or Scan" clause. The TSA is unconstitutional. Let's eliminate the TSA.

If you read my columns regularly, you know that I consider the TSA to be a carcinogenic...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/10/22/eliminate_the_tsa</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Dagny Taggart Goes to War</title>
      <description>Dagny Taggart is not just the entrepreneurial heroine of Ayn Rand's magnum opus novel, Atlas Shrugged. She is the inspiration of real women everywhere who are taking up her shield and fighting her battle for freedom...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/10/15/dagny_taggart_goes_to_war</link>
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      <title>Motivating Youth to Watch Presidential Debates</title>
      <description>Hit the gym; grab dinner with friends; build a bonfire. These are three evening activities I prefer to watching presidential debates-and I am a political commentator. Few young people watch presidential debates and I...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/10/08/motivating_youth_to_watch_presidential_debates</link>
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      <title>Grab a Glass of Bacardi!</title>
      <description>When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Washington gives you lemons, make lemonade and don't forget the rum.  D.C. lemons make it challenging to remain upbeat. "Lemon legislation" coming out of Washington, D.C....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/10/01/grab_a_glass_of_bacardi</link>
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      <title>Economics of Peace</title>
      <description>How would a free market entrepreneur approach Afghan foreign policy?   After all, our politicians seem incompetent on foreign policy given the soaring suicide rate among active duty U.S. military personnel, increasing...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KatieKieffer/2012/09/24/economics_of_peace</link>
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      <title>Bringing Selfish Back</title>
      <description>Step aside, Justin Timberlake. Let's bring selfish back, y'all!   Last week, I  wrote that if you are a Christian, you must embrace Ayn Rand's economic philosophy (capitalism). Today, I will explore this further.  To...</description>
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      <title>Christianity is Compatible with Ayn Rand</title>
      <description>Increasingly, priests and pastors are preaching that socialism (in the name of "social justice") is Christ-like. In truth, capitalism, not socialism, reflects Christian values. I think Christians would be less likely to...</description>
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      <title>RINOS Play FarmVille</title>
      <description>Farming is a game to RINOS (Republicans In Name Only). But farming is not a game. Not in America. We are the world's No. 1 exporter of wheat, corn and soybeans. If we mess up, global food prices soar, livestock die, and...</description>
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      <title>Stressed? Are You Disabled?</title>
      <description>Government worker: "Do you have a disability?"   Man: "No."   Man's wife: "What does he get if he's disabled?"   Government worker: "His monthly payments will [double]."   Man's wife: "Well, then he's disabled." ...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2012 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>TSA: Carcinogenic Petting Zoo</title>
      <description>The TSA is effectively an unconstitutional, carcinogenic petting zoo. Deep down, we all feel that the airport security system is an FDA-approved rubdown and radiation parlor. But we are busy, rushing to catch flights,...</description>
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      <title>Where is John Galt? Part Two</title>
      <description>Entrepreneurs must take action. Now. And by 'action,' I mean protesting the federal government's unconstitutional taxes and regulations. Or, the guilt is theirs if the
economy tanks. Luckily, entrepreneurs have two...</description>
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      <description>Where is a man who can save us? A man of virtue and action who can rebuild our economy and culture? We must find a true-to-life John Galt.

I think America's best shot at economic recovery and restoring constitutional...</description>
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      <description>President Obama is mass-texting me although I never opted into his texts. I feel like he controls my phone remotely. So, I'm texting him back: HEY PREZ, WILL U PLS STOP TXTING ME?! AND WHILE UR AT IT, STOP SPYING ON ME...</description>
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      <description>Strip poker is one of Attorney General Eric Holder's favorite games. As in, he evidently enjoys stripping online poker entrepreneurs of their Fourth Amendment rights.   Holder is the head of the U.S. Department of...</description>
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      <description>Pixar just released its 13th number one opening movie in a row,  Brave . Most people associate Pixar with blockbuster animations. Most people don't realize, however, that two of the secrets behind Pixar's success are...</description>
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      <description>Drones are a smart way to start a trend on Twitter; D.C.-area drivers tweeted feverishly when they mistook the Navy's X-47B drone traveling on a flatbed truck for a UFO. But the way President Obama employs drones is...</description>
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      <description>Bullfighting is a dangerous sport; the bull wins by lethally plowing into the matador. Nevertheless, President Obama is trying his hand at bullfighting and he's using unconstitutional trickery to shield himself from a...</description>
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If you're tracking the economy, start tracking women's lips. If they're red, plump and glossy, then you know that the economy is heading into a recession. 

With the possible exception of Kim Kardashian, who has...</description>
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      <description>If you love freedom, cheer up. For, Catholics are marching into the game, fighting the fight for you! Catholic leaders like the University of Notre Dame are battling an unconstitutional health care mandate. Rah! Rah!...</description>
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I didn't always feel opposition to public stadiums; I enjoy attending live sporting...</description>
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      <description>Some like it hot. Some like it cold. And the Tea Party likes it red-hot, as in, red states. Three energetic Tea Party candidates are heating up to beat RINOs and help return the U.S. Senate to a true conservative...</description>
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Stealing from babies is easy and low. Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates makes himself feel powerful while negligently ripping off babies.

I am a capitalist. I defend entrepreneurs. However, I think young people and...</description>
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