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    <description> Phil Harris works as a software engineer in Lincoln, Nebraska. He has been working in the computer industry for more than twenty-three years; designing software for medical offices and electronic document and report management systems. 

 

A wide range of other work experience provides insight into many corners. He has been a radio disk jockey, uniformed security officer, loss prevention specialist, bank teller, car salesman, carpenter, and a retail computer storeowner. He also built and operated a recording studio for several years, producing vinyl record albums for local artists. 

 

Phil and Mary, his wife of twenty-six years, have shared the joy of raising three boys and the grief of losing an infant daughter. These life and work experiences have given Phil a common sense view of the world. He shares this wisdom through his website called Citizen Phil, where he offers commentary about politics and politicians, liberals and liberalism, as well as society and social values. Occasionally, he will write about his Christian faith or just some off-the-wall story from his past. 

 

Phil also enjoys writing fiction. One book, "Cry for the Shadows" is available through his publishing company, CyberPersonics. Another manuscript, "Natural Consequences" is finished, and a sequel to "Cry for the Shadows" is underway called "Lucifer's Snowstorm". These two books tell engaging stories while examining pro-life themes. 

 

There is a tendency for people to seek out experts on various subjects as they hope to develop informed opinions about current events in society and government, war and peace, or any number of subjects. Often times, expert opinions are as varied as the flakes in a snowstorm. In the end, sometimes, ya just gotta know what Phil thinks. 
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      <title>Pundits Perplexed by People's Palin Passion</title>
      <description>She spoke directly to the hearts and minds of everyday Americans, sick of self-perpetuating, self-aggrandizing elitists. The fly-over folk have lost patience, not only with a paralyzed and inept Congress, but also those...</description>
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      <title>I Am Woman, See My Boney Head</title>
      <description>Okay now. take a deep breath, retract the sharp utensils and let the crimson veil subside. I have a few things to say and it would be best to let me live long enough to make my point.

When I heard of Senator McCain's...</description>
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      <title>America's Presidential Choice: Real or Veneer?</title>
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My generation has witnessed a change during our lifetime. It is has crept up on American families, like some kind of toe fungus; climbing almost imperceptibly up our collective legs over the course of many years....</description>
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      <title>The Constipation of the United States of America</title>
      <description>We all have a picture in mind of how life ought to be. Perhaps it is not so much a picture; but rather, a strong inkling of what life in America should feel like if all was well and things were running along smoothly....</description>
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      <title>Obama and Cocaine: This Is Your Brain</title>
      <description>Standing near the doorway of a local skateboard shop, waiting for my son and his friend to obtain autographs from a bevy of "awesome" professional skateboarders inside, I experienced a rather surreal moment. There were...</description>
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      <title>Alternative Energy, Alternative Doomsday</title>
      <description>If you live under the false premise that doomsday will never come, some basic laws of nature (concerning energy) may be appropriate for you to note. Roughly speaking, since I am no physicist and neither are most of you,...</description>
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      <title>The Hand of Man and Delusions of Grandeur</title>
      <description>Zeus and Thor are sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck near the top of Mount Olympus. Thor is flinging bolts of lightning at hapless humans, who scurry frantically in all directions, looking for cover.

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      <title>Immoral Indignation And Log-Infested Eyes</title>
      <description>Two groups will find this discussion to be unpalatable, despite the fact that they are otherwise diametrically opposed to each other. Perhaps, if this sliver of insight gets under some of the hard scabs that have...</description>
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      <title>Tony Snow the Redeemer</title>
      <description>No doubt, the written world will be filled with tributes to Tony Snow. Most will come from people who knew Tony personally as a friend or colleague, and of course, they will be most qualified to write of the man. I am...</description>
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      <title>The Liberal's Agenda - Antichrist or just anti-Christ?</title>
      <description>Liberals get their shorts tied into a knot very quickly when it is suggested that their faith is somehow diminished by the ideology they keep. Unfortunately, the ideology that gives liberals delusions of harmony has...</description>
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      <title>Biting and Eating Hands That Feed You</title>
      <description>This country is going to hell in a hand basket. That is a recently expressed perspective from an elder gentleman I respect. He was talking about the price of gasoline at the time, but I am inclined to add further...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:26:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Delusional Democrats: The Warm Fuzzies of Infanticide</title>
      <description>To vomit, or not to vomit: That is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to dispose of one's supper, or to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous equivocation, and take arms against a sea of fellows and...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Test Candidate Words with the Sword</title>
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So much of media/pundit lip flapping over the past few election cycles has been devoted to the "Evangelical" vote. The term has been loosely defined at best, if not entirely mischaracterized or downright adulterated...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Dust in the Wind and the Fullness of Time</title>
      <description>It is a relentless quest, under no man's control. Every tick of the clock marks a step forward on the roadway that mankind knows as time. In the grand scheme of eternity, this human experience is but a piece of thread,...</description>
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      <title>Alan Keyes or McHuckaDuncaRomThomPauliani for President</title>
      <description>If the Republican primaries were a game of musical chairs, it would seem that there are six seats and seven players ready for the game to begin. Ambassador Alan Keyes would make it an even field of eight vying for seven...</description>
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      <title>Election 2008 - Who is your boogeyman?</title>
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The boogeyman is coming, and he is going to get someone next year, no doubt about it. Yes sir, the boogeyman is going to decide this upcoming presidential election and nothing can stop him. The only question left to...</description>
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      <title>Jesus Christ</title>
      <description>My next statement is one-hundred percent correct. Not one person who saw my headline thought to himself or herself, "Jesus Christ. who is that?" Perhaps some of you thought I was swearing. Others, no doubt, are offended...</description>
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      <title>Abortion and the U.S. Constitution</title>
      <description>I am thankful for my constitutional scholar hat, which I am wearing at this very moment. It is a magic hat, of course, because I am not a constitutional scholar. To make it work, I sprinkle a bit of common sense powder...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Memo to Fred - Infanticide is Not a State's Right</title>
      <description>For some, it is a feeling in the gut, while others call it common sense. Give it whatever name you wish, but it is that God given inner voice that whispers advice whether we want it or not. The louder the little voice...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Veteran's Day After</title>
      <description>It is wonderful that we have a special day to commemorate our Veterans. It is fantastic to honor those who have passed on and those who are still with us. In fact, it may be better to have a Veteran's day every month,...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:52:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Liberal Conscience</title>
      <description>What exactly is a Liberal anyway? He is the bleeding heart; the champion for the underdog, who is ever concerned about "the man" having too much authority over individuals. That definition must then contrast with the...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:29:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Abortion and Robot Meat</title>
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Each of us wears a costume, so to speak, which we alter throughout life. It is what helps us cope with those around us in a civilized intelligent manner. It sets us apart and binds us together at the same time....</description>
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      <title>Castration by Proxy - A Congressional Affliction</title>
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Body Integrity Identity Disorder is an extremely odd state of mind, in which individuals desire to have one or more limbs amputated for no medical reason. Another less scientific label used to describe these people....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/10/27/castration_by_proxy_-_a_congressional_affliction</link>
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      <title>Ron Paul's Prescription for Disaster?</title>
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There is a growing attitude about war and the defense of our nation, stoked by men such as Ron Paul, which proclaims that we have no business doing what we are doing. The claim is that our Constitution and the...</description>
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      <title>2008 - A Year to Focus on Testicles</title>
      <description>A group composed of a few friends and family members embarked on a bizarre adventure the other day. It was one of those moments in time, when one's life teeters precariously on a fence. One side represents the expected...</description>
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      <title>Boiling Frogs</title>
      <description> To tell you the truth, never once have I been tempted to boil a frog for any reason, but it would not surprise me if thousands delight in the practice. You know. those folks who like to bury cats up to the neck and then</description>
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      <title>The Church of Secular Purity - More Religious than the Religious</title>
      <description> Freedom from religion is a delusional fantasy shared by atheists, liberals, and the varied collection of First Amendment interpreters, who see in it a prescription for religious sterility. Membership in one of these cam</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Cut the Cheese and Blame the Other Guy - The Stench of Washington Politics</title>
      <description> Pompous political windbags have a distinct odor, speaking of which, reminds me of a story that you have likely heard from Uncle Dan or Grandpa Gus. There are families that avoid bathroom humor at all costs; however, if </description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/05/12/cut_the_cheese_and_blame_the_other_guy_-_the_stench_of_washington_politics</link>
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      <title>The Vast Left-Wing Culture of Death</title>
      <description>Christians are often confronted with a question that is hard to answer. It is a difficult question, not because it challenges our faith in Jesus Christ; that he sealed a new Covenant with God by taking on the sins of...</description>
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      <title>Democrats in Charge, Like Shooters - Just a Different Weapon</title>
      <description> The analogy in my title may strike some as insensitive and/or offensive. Such a reaction is understandable; nevertheless, it describes Washington from my perspective with morbid precision. Some might compare my supposit</description>
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      <title>The Americans, In Review</title>
      <description> Surely, you have received at least one forwarded email, which is a tribute to "The Americans." The text is a heart-pumping, pride-swelling rebuke to the world, which has been overly critical of America, and was purporte</description>
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      <title>Letters from Blob</title>
      <description> Dear Mom,

Well, it's been almost four weeks. Crazy how time flies, isn't it? You still don't know I'm in here yet. The angel told me you'd find out pretty soon, because you'll be missing something. She said that whil</description>
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      <title>Monsters in America</title>
      <description>I am writing this prior to having any clue about the perpetrator, or his motives in the Virginia Tech shooting horror, but for some odd reason I feel compelled to say something. Can we adequately express our condolences...</description>
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      <title>Bare-Bottomed Democrats on Display</title>
      <description>Never have I witnessed a more short-sighted bunch of spoiled brats in positions of leadership, or aspiring for leadership, than we have in the Democrats today. We have the first female Speaker of the House of...</description>
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      <title>Old Men (Are) Dreaming Dreams</title>
      <description>Do you have a sense that the "other shoe" is about to drop; a sense of impending change; a quickening? The mind can play funny games, no doubt, but I have to admit that something in life seems different, somehow.
If...</description>
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      <title>America Victorious in Korea, Vietnam, and Iraq</title>
      <description>It might take a thousand Bookmobiles to transport all of the tomes that have been written on the subject of these military conflicts. Many, if not most, conclude in one way or another, that we entered those wars for...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhilHarris/2007/04/06/america_victorious_in_korea,_vietnam,_and_iraq</link>
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      <title>Senator Hagel, Portrait of Confusion</title>
      <description>I hate writing about Senator Hagel of Nebraska. This man is one-half of the State's voice in the U.S. Senate, and he cannot decide if he is a Republican or a Democrat on critical national issues. Does this mean that he...</description>
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      <title>Abortion: A case of missing perceptions</title>
      <description> Looking across the political landscape, I see a battlefield cratered and split by deep canyons.  Past generations may recall times that were as contentious as our own, but the lingering effects could never have been so </description>
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      <title>The United States of Buffoonery</title>
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      <description>This is from an article in my archives, which I originally published in June of 2006. As we move closer to another round of electioneering by those who would be our leaders, it seems there are more important issues...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:01:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description> Hold on now. put down the pitchforks. I like cats, and most of them seem to like me back. I like dogs and other animals too; at least the ones that don't view me as dinner. Bugs are a different matter. One bug looks vic</description>
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      <description> This article was originally published in September of 2005. With the fervor of the 2008 elections "already" coming to a boil, perhaps it is more relevant today than it was a year and a half ago. The media hacks up and u</description>
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      <description> Now, before the corporate lawyers for these beverage giants suffer the effects of knotty underwear, let me state for the record that these two companies are not implicated by any scientific study that I am aware of, for</description>
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