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    <description>Jon Sanders is a policy analyst and research editor at the John Locke Foundation in Raleigh, N.C. Sanders has been published in The Wall Street Journal, National Review, FrontPage Magazine, the San Francisco Chronicle, The Freeman, the Philadelphia Inquirer and numerous newspapers in North Carolina. 

Sanders has been an adjunct instructor in economics at North Carolina State University, and he holds a masters degree in economics with a minor in statistics and a bachelors degree in English literature and language from N.C. State. Sanders is a native of Garner, NC.
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      <title>Apparently a Less-Warm Planet Requires Loads of Pork, Red Tape, and Union Favoritism</title>
      <description>An Associated Press story last week related "good news" about expected heating costs this winter: namely, it will cost people less to heat their homes this year, according to the Energy Information Administration. To...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2009/10/13/apparently_a_less-warm_planet_requires_loads_of_pork,_red_tape,_and_union_favoritism</link>
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      <title>What I Saw at the Healthcare Rallies</title>
      <description>I have just gotten off the Patients First bus after touring North Carolina with Americans for Prosperity and speaking out against Pres. Obama's healthcare legislation. I spoke to thousands upon thousands of my fellow...</description>
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      <title>Hope and Change Meet the Devil in the Details</title>
      <description>Despite months of campaigning, pleading, browbeating, demonizing insurance companies and upstart Republicans and stretching the truth on a Procrustean bed of sound bytes, Pres. Obama is seeing increased opposition to...</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Greenbacks and Ham, by Dr. Sluice</title>
      <description>SPENDING SCARED: WHITE HOUSE PUTS OFF RELEASE OF BUDGET UPDATE...
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $2,531,600 FOR 'HAM, WATER ADDED, COOKED, FROZEN, SLICED, 2-LB'...
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,191,200 FOR '2 POUND FROZEN HAM...</description>
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      <title>And that's because we already have Joe Biden</title>
      <description>Never let it be said that Vice President Joe Biden is a useless gaffe-a-minute bumbler who sorely tries his president's fear of public ridicule. As a little noted occurrence Friday showed, Biden is not useless. 

Our...</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Face It, Obama, You Can't Grab Power in the Spirit of American Independence</title>
      <description>It is apparently not enough for President Barack Obama to ramrod through a host of statist programs and czarify the entire U.S. government. He wants people to think his federal power grabs are perfectly in line with the...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2009/07/07/face_it,_obama,_you_cant_grab_power_in_the_spirit_of_american_independence</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:14:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama's Revenue Relativism - How $100 Million is Large When $8 Billion is Small</title>
      <description>The perception that the Obama administration is exceptionally two-faced concerning budget matters is, believe it or not, unfair. Granted, Pres. Obama calling his multi-trillion-dollar spending plan with its...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2009/04/30/obamas_revenue_relativism_-_how_$100_million_is_large_when_$8_billion_is_small</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:25:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>A Baby Died at the Abortion Clinic, and This is Supposed To Be News</title>
      <description>In Hialeah, Florida, in 2006, a woman walked into an abortion clinic, and the doctor lost the patient. That is, the baby was born. Only then was it deposited in the biohazard bag, where it eventually died.
Oddly...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:41:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Economic Stimulus and Other Outdated Quackery</title>
      <description>As President Barack Obama and Congress wrestle over the ironically named economic stimulus plan, the ever-ready-to-serve media are churning out feel-good articles about the likely recipients of all that federal dough...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2009/01/28/economic_stimulus_and_other_outdated_quackery</link>
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      <title>How Wooden Arrows Will Save America</title>
      <description>America is on the precipice of Great Depression II: Free Markets Bugaboo. We are in fact teetering on the brink, and if you don't know what teetering is, suffice it to say that anything that sounds like a titmouse in...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:40:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Everything We Know For Federal Bailout We Got From Nigerian E-Mail</title>
      <description>To: [Undisclosed recipients]From: The White HouseSubject: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
My fellow Americans, 
I am TOP OFFICIAL IN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT who have confidence in your ability and reliability to...</description>
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      <title>When Democrats Attack Your Patriotism</title>
      <description>In a famous moment of American oratory, President John F. Kennedy during his inaugural address urged "my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." 
Such a...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:42:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lying is Moral When Your God is Electing Democrats</title>
      <description>Called "the definitive Democratic insider" by The News &amp;amp; Observer of Raleigh, campaign adviser Gary Pearce has worked for several notable North Carolina Democrats, from Sen. John Edwards to four-time Gov. Jim Hunt,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/08/29/lying_is_moral_when_your_god_is_electing_democrats</link>
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      <title>Tell the Legislators: Low Taxes and Regulations Are Good for Growth</title>
      <description>If there were a handbook produced for state lawmakers entitled "Economic Growth: How Best to Stop It Without Making Voters Think That's What You Want," it would promote high progressive tax rates to care for the poor...</description>
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      <title>Laughing At Obama is Good for the Country, and Fun Too</title>
      <description>"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Barack Obama.""That's not funny." 
According to the New York Times, which rumor has it is a newspaper of some repute in New York City, professional comedians can find very little to joke...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:21:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>'Spiritual' Democrats and the Satanic Rape Ritual</title>
      <description>In Durham, N.C., a leader in the local Democrat Party and her husband are facing multiple charges in what WTVD ABC 11 News called "a satanic ritual that got out of hand." Charges in the case include kidnapping, rape,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/07/07/spiritual_democrats_and_the_satanic_rape_ritual</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>When in the Course of Political Doublespeak</title>
      <description>In recent weeks, Sen. Barack Obama has found himself having to make two major speeches to address significant, unavoidable issues facing his campaign. The first was his original attempt at addressing his race-mad...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/06/30/when_in_the_course_of_political_doublespeak</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:23:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Really Stupid But Consistent Ways for Colleges To Celebrate D-Day</title>
      <description>On the sixth of June, 1944, Operation Overlord commenced - the largest air, land and sea operation ever undertaken - with Allied Forces landing at the Normandy coast of France. Over 5,000 ships, over 11,000 airplanes,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/06/09/really_stupid_but_consistent_ways_for_colleges_to_celebrate_d-day</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Power of the Race Card</title>
      <description>Once upon a time, a very tedious time seemingly long, long ago, there were three frontrunners in the Democratic presidential primary - Sen. Barack Obama, Sen. Hillary Clinton, and former Sen. John Edwards - who were,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/05/29/the_power_of_the_race_card</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Meet the New Big Energy, Same as the Old Big Energy</title>
      <description>If you are a politician and you favor federal support for ethanol and other biofuels, would you kindly stop telling voters you care for the poor? We all expect candidates to tell some whoppers, but even so, that one is...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/04/15/meet_the_new_big_energy,_same_as_the_old_big_energy</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:58:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Southern Baptists to Save the World (Not Like Matthew 28, Though)</title>
      <description>And when he had opened the third and a half seal, I heard the voice of the third and a half beast say, "Get thee a load of this."
And I looked, and behold a green horse: and his name that sat on him was Warming, and...</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Audacity of Peanut Butter</title>
      <description> 
Upon reflection, it's no wonder Barack Obama is winning the Democrat nomination: he combines the hardcore statist ambitions of Hillary Clinton with the color-by-numbers rhetorical pablum of John Edwards.
Many - inclu</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/02/22/the_audacity_of_peanut_butter</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Declaration in Dependence</title>
      <description>The rumor is, an overworked Democrat consultant was e-mailed the Declaration of Independence under the subject line "Don't forget this was written by a top Democrat!" Too tired to recognize it, too recent a graduate of...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/02/15/declaration_in_dependence</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Stimulus Plan</title>
      <description>At long last we see bipartisan agreement in Washington, with no rancor or wrangling. Catching our breath, we all look toward D.C. and hail the politicians on both sides of the aisle joining together for the working...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/01/24/oo_ee_oo_ah_ah,_ting_tang,_walla_walla_stimulus_plan</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:29:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Nanny-Stater Challenge: Not Just for Democrats Anymore</title>
      <description> 
(Note: Follow the links to view the opening exchange; my offer and Jerry Agar's reply.)
Dear Jerry,
Welcome to the fray! I appreciate your discounting the Sowell's Basic Economics, which you already have. I must say</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/01/16/the_nanny-stater_challenge_not_just_for_democrats_anymore</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:12:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>My Bet With WLS' Jerry Agar: My Nanny-Stater Can Beat Your Nanny-Stater</title>
      <description>Dear Jerry, 
Fate is a pitiful prankster. She has selected John Edwards and Barack Obama as Hillary Clinton's top challengers for the Democrat nomination for president. I know you and I and the rest of freedom's...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2008/01/11/my_bet_with_wls_jerry_agar_my_nanny-stater_can_beat_your_nanny-stater</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:59:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>So are Duke lacrosse players as black as Obama?</title>
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Suffice for it to say that American "liberals" have some very strange ideas about race and gender. 

For example, when civil-rights activist and former Atlanta mayor Andrew Young, who is black, can argue that Sen....</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/12/12/so_are_duke_lacrosse_players_as_black_as_obama</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>All the Noose That's Fit to Flush</title>
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Civil rights are endangered worldwide. In Saudi Arabia, a woman who was kidnapped, beaten and gang-raped has been sentenced to 90 lashes for being alone with a man not related to her - then sentenced to 200 lashes...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/11/16/all_the_noose_thats_fit_to_flush</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:10:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Aborted and Lived To Tell About It</title>
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England is abuzz about "The Boy Who Lived," and no, his name isn't Harry Potter, but he did survive a deliberate attempt on his life. Two, in fact, while still in his mother's womb.

The boy, Gabriel Jones, was...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/11/07/aborted_and_lived_to_tell_about_it</link>
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      <title>College Admins: If You Favor Second Amendment Rights, You Must Be Crazy</title>
      <description>
A Minnesota college student was suspended and ordered to undergo "mental health evaluation" for his response to campuswide e-mails from school officials concerning the Virginia Tech massacre. 

The college, Hamline...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/10/17/college_admins_if_you_favor_second_amendment_rights,_you_must_be_crazy</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:23:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Unfortunately for D.C., there are no condoms for guns</title>
      <description>The city of Washington, D.C., wants the Supreme Court to reverse an appeals court's decision to overturn its ban on private ownership of handguns. That pesky Second Amendment is involved. It's too bad D.C. doesn't...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/09/14/unfortunately_for_dc,_there_are_no_condoms_for_guns</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Jesus Christ, You Can't Say That in Our School (Unless You're Cursing)</title>
      <description>So according to the wisdom of the public education establishment, a high-school valedictorian should lose her diploma for - not cheating, not plagiarism, but 30 seconds of telling her classmates about her faith in...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/08/31/jesus_christ,_you_cant_say_that_in_our_school_unless_youre_cursing</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Goldilocks and the Three Dems</title>
      <description>John Edwards, fresh from admitting he didn't know Cuba's healthcare system was government-run, was featured in an Aug. 19 interview by Liz Halloran in U.S. News &amp; World Report. Among other questions, Halloran asked...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/08/22/goldilocks_and_the_three_dems</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Leftist bloggers of the world, unite!</title>
      <description>"In a move that might make some people scratch their heads, a loosely formed coalition of left-leaning bloggers are trying to band together to form a labor union they hope will help them receive health insurance,...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/08/08/leftist_bloggers_of_the_world,_unite!</link>
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      <title>Infanticide and Unintended Consequences in Maryland</title>
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A grisly case in Maryland has the pro-abortion movement distressed that a state law banning the murder of an unborn baby could be used against a woman accused of killing her unborn baby. This is what unintended...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/07/31/infanticide_and_unintended_consequences_in_maryland</link>
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      <title>Denying Jihadists the American Dream</title>
      <description>A July 17 post on ABCNews.com's "Blotter" reported that the FBI is investigating a human-smuggling ring that for over a year has been bringing "Iraqis and other Middle Eastern" individuals across the United...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/07/21/denying_jihadists_the_american_dream</link>
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      <title>Hamas Mickey's Death Shall Not Be in Vain!</title>
      <description>He was a children's television hit; a giant, black and white mouse wearing white gloves and singing about world unification in a high-pitched, squeaky voice. Then a Jew killed him on the air. 

He was "Hamas Mickey,"...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/07/02/hamas_mickeys_death_shall_not_be_in_vain!</link>
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      <title>Republican Nominations for the 2007 Nagin/Nifong Award</title>
      <description>The prize committee for the annual Nagin/Nifong Award for Inconceivable Incompetence in the Line of Duty is pleased to announce their first nominees for 2007.

This award was instituted in 2006 to highlight the public...</description>
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      <description>Americans' confidence in Congress is at a historic low point, according to results of a Gallup poll released Thursday. Only 14 percent of Americans surveyed said they had a "great deal" or "quite a lot" of confidence in...</description>
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      <description>In his book No Excuses, Shrum alleges that John Edwards told him, apropos of homosexuals, "I'm not comfortable around those people." In an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Elizabeth Edwards clarified that her husband...</description>
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      <description>Remember the children's song about the old lady who swallowed a fly? We don't know why she swallowed the fly, but the poor woman begins consuming more and more to address the fear that she'll die for swallowing the...</description>
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      <description> In what Rolling Stone describes as "a bid to win over potential supporters in the under-thirty crowd," and what a certain columnist describes as a "fat, hanging curveball," Sen. Hillary Clinton announced on her campaign</description>
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      <description> "Why don't you go f--- yourself?" That was how House Democrat Caucus Chairman Rahm Emanuel reportedly responded to a Politico reporter's request - made "in the effort for openness and disclosure" - to sit in on a caucus</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/05/17/democrat_opponents_of_free_speech_squash_that_dissent_is_patriotic_stuff</link>
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      <description> The Roman satirist Juvenal famously quipped "Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire. It was difficult nearly two millennia ago, and it still is today. What seems even more difficult now</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/05/08/liberals_dont_get_the_joke,_but_theyll_try_to_get_the_one_who_made_it</link>
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      <title>Rooting Out Abstinence-Only Approaches - in Other Disciplines, Too</title>
      <description>With the release of the Mathematica Policy Research study on select abstinence-only programs, and the resignation in disgrace of Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias, the comprehensive-ed movement is gearing up...</description>
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      <description>Dramatists often lighten an exceptionally tragic act with humor, sometimes referred to as "comic relief." Whether or not you believe in a Grand Dramatist, this week the news has been our own comic relief.

An...</description>
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      <description>Hours after the Virginia Tech massacre, Barack Obama spoke at a campaign stop in Milwaukee. Obama could have shown compassion unalloyed with politics, what one hopes to find in a leader when disaster strikes. But he...</description>
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      <description>According to The News &amp; Observer of Raleigh, John Edwards is "a tough mill village kid who early learned how to punch someone's lights out," "was noted as a bruising hitter on the football fields," and "has a toughness...</description>
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      <title>The Christians are coming! The Christians are coming!</title>
      <description>p&gt;A famous piece of Christian doggerel, often seen in cross-stitched wall decorations along with a silhouette of a kneeling child, begins (and feel free to recite it along with me), "Now I bow my head to pray / If thou...</description>
      <link>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonSanders/2007/04/05/the_christians_are_coming!_the_christians_are_coming!</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:29:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>Everyone's seen Rosie O'Donnell's aborted attempts to mimic the success of Oprah Winfrey. She's tried the talk show, and she's tried the self-titled magazine. Now it seems she's aiming for a "Kook of the Month"...</description>
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